Too old to be a baby boomer,
for lassies he still has the hots,
although they call him daft wee zoomer
when he goes lowland on the Scots.
“Never seen a daft wee zoomer before? ” in Scots means, “Have you never seen a slightly out-of-touch erratic person with a volatile disposition before? ” This poem is dedicated to my favorite Inverness lassie, Anna Russell.
5/17/06
gershon hepner
http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/daft-wee-zoomer/
