'Bollock naked' is a phrase
That's calculated to amaze
Those ignorant of Geordie ways.
'Bollock naked' really means
You're standing there
Without your jeans
Or underwear,
Without a stitch, in fact.
Man or woman, parent, child,
You're 'bollock naked',
Running wild!
John Thorkild Ellison
http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/bollock-naked/