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Adam Holmes - An Amusing Day at the Library

2014-06-13 5 Dailymotion

I once saw a preacher try to read biblical verse
To a junkie on the steps of the library
The junkie politely said,
“No thanks, I prefer natural narcotics.”
And the preacher walked away irate
Ranting mindlessly
And flailing all over the sidewalk
Not about being insulted
But because he didn’t get his fix

Adam Holmes

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