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2014-06-15 0 Dailymotion

Downtown this dude in a ratty army coat walked up to me and gave me a piece of paper and said:
' This prophet, he's kind of like a hero around here. gets all the cats together and lays it down. He's a new religion man.'

On the paper these words:

I don't pay attention to everything
it's a gift
I was born with it
if I say that I may care
it really means that
I
Don't
Give a shit
I could die
or win the free vacation
or choke
on a lobster shell
It's all the same to me
sand and dust
beer and ashes
drugs and wishes
Promise and Death

'Then he gave me a checklist, check it out man, it will help you get it together like him.'

Every day I am
- a litigator
- a agitation spoke
- a messenger
- a placebo wino
Every day I become
- a liar
- a eyesore
- a dictator
- a misfit

'Take this paper man, tell anyone you see, all about the new prophet.'

Jeffrey Quattlebaum

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