I wasn't knowing
what to proclaim
as I did a fart in public,
when an angel of the lord came down
and took me to a game,
where I was bored
till a goal was scored,
and the angel said,
'See that!
A good kick'll
be the sign
to say,
'I'm a party boy! '
and you can even say it
with a trickle.'
douglas scotney
http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/farting-in-public/
