(Clerihew) (I love clerihews!)
The dog got kinda fat,
And accidentally sat on the cat.
He got scratched in a most uncomfortable place,
And the cat walked away with a now slightly bent face.
(They’re supposed to be funny.)
Jane Meyer
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