Surprise Me!

Mark Parry - Pussies Galore

2014-10-29 1 Dailymotion

Pussy pooh: garden loo,
Shitty shoe: smelly too,
Flower plot: now a blot,
Full of holes: size of bowls,
Have a feast: Kill the beast,
Shoot to kill: poison pill,
Landmine 'bang': noose to hang,
Cops to come: Court case done,
Smith in jail: Feline tale.

Mark Parry

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