(I got the idea for this poem from those commercials that were made over 20 years ago. The elderly lady who starred in these commercials died in 1987.)
I ate a hamburger at a restaurant and I asked where's the beef?
The chef got mad and he made me swallow my teeth.
That chef's patience was very thin.
I'll never ask where's the beef again.
Randy Johnson
http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/where-s-the-beef/
