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Esra Sloblock - Fucking Bosnia

2014-11-07 69 Dailymotion

This was given to me by an ex-soldier mate of mine. Unfortunately I've had to edit some verses completely out. (No, really, I HAD to) . The remainder is untouched...



If it doesn't rain it fucking snows
The fucking wind it fucking blows
Fucking snot drips off your nose
Fucking Bosnia

The RAF are fucking naff
Can't even have a fucking bath
This fucking place makes me laugh
Fucking Bosnia

All fucking work no fucking play
A weak excuse for extra pay
Ninety pence a fucking day
Fucking Bosnia

No fucking pub, no fucking bank
The fucking milk tastes fucking wank
Every face is fucking blank
Fucking Bosnia

Slivovitz is fucking dross
Lots of gorse and fucking moss
This fucking place is fucking toss
Fucking Bosnia

The fucking wagons are fucking fucked
The fucking troopers always booked
The fucking salads overcooked
Fucking Bosnia

Two weeks fucking R & R
I'll spend it in the fucking bar
I want to fucking PVR
Fucking Bosnia

Time to do is fucking long
My fucking morale is fucking gone
My fucking ding has lost it's dong
Fucking Bosnia

The fucking phones aren't fucking cheap
The fucking letters take a week
The fucking outlook's fucking bleak
Fucking Bosnia

Esra Sloblock

http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/fucking-bosnia/