It’s not easy, being a gnome
With a monkey on your back
Being left out in the frost
Is playing havoc with my crack!
My fishing rod is limp
And the line has gone all slack
I wish that monkey’d hurry up
And empty his bloody sack!
Reece Kaye
http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/anna-s-next-door-neighbour-s-gnome-s-back-problem/
