there's nothing like a little nylon on
to get the sex life rocking
but as the wife looks on, her smile has gone
for I've put a run in her stocking!
she's angry at my uncouthful display
and sends me to bed unready
she says there's no way, I'll now to get play
while wearing her little red teddy..
Chuck Audette
http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/sling-us-a-thong-you-re-the-panty-man/
