Oh wouldn’t it be nice if email services
were somehow gender specific?
It might put an end to some messages
that females find less than terrific.
When it comes to SPAM, well I know who I am
And that is not a Mister but rather a Mamm.
So I don’t need enhancements of a masculine kind,
Or potions to guarantee it will salute every time
To “rule the bedroom with a new scepter” I have no desire
Nor am I in need of “a longer hose to set her on fire”
“Get BIG or die trying” isn’t something I’m buying.
One who claims “This will add inches” is probably lying.
No one I know needs to “carry a bigger stick”
Or think of exchanging for “a brand new D*ck”
Gender non-specific SPAM has spread like a pox
It would be so much nicer if it stayed out of my “box”.
Sugar Won't Melt in This Mouth No Really
http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/gender-specific-spam-adult-content/
