Sam and Dave were tripping on an isolated beach
When a loud explosion in the overcast sky scared them stiff.
A huge sparkling ball fell to the sand, a few feet from them,
And an alien with a tiny body and oversized head came out of it.
The guys burst in laughter, coz it reminded them of an E.T.
As the creature looked through them, they screamed in horror.
''I am not what you are thinking, '' they heard a voice in their heads,
''But a warlock from the distant margin of the galaxy.
To perform magic I need human hearts and brains.
Do not fear! Yours will be swapped for the updated ones,
And you will enjoy living beyond your natural abilities.
The procedure is painless, and will take a couple of minutes.''
When the alien took a chainsaw, the guys backed away and ran.
They came across another creature in a dark cloak who said,
''I don't want your inner organs, all I need is your souls.
I am able to lighten the useless load you are carrying.''
Caught between a rock and a hard place, the guys broke into tears,
While Braathwaate, the demon of ignorance cast a spell over them.
Aram Stefanian
http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/lost-boys/
