Its cash for clunkers
So the advertisement read
He abandoned his jalopy
Hurriedly on the sidewalk
And drove out in a new sedan
Parked in the showroom
Sure he was stopped
Soon enough by the cops
Surprised he glared back
And pointed to the hoarding
He had not noticed the fine print
'Conditions apply'
Sandra Martyres
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