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Cake-Maker's Giant Monkey Treat Appeares To Show It Holding It's Penis

2019-03-08 2 Dailymotion

Customers were gobsmacked after a blundering cake-maker put a giant monkey-shaped treat in his shop window - which appeared to show it holding its PENIS. The realistic 5ft-high (1.5m) model shows the animal gripping an eight-inch long banana in it's lap while grinning. Bungling baker Jonathan Cockerill says he was unaware of the suggestive nature of his cake which he was forced to change at the last minute after it initially broke. He said: "We always put something a bit different in our window and I just thought a chimp scratching her head would be quite fun. "But overnight the arm moved so I just sat it in her lap holding a banana, because you can't have a chimp without a banana, can you? "We spend all day inside the shop so we honestly didn't realise until an elderly lady came in and said 'Do you realise what you've done?' "I said no, and then when I went and had a look I suddenly realised what a blunder I'd made. "Thankfully she had a good laugh about it, and people seem to have been pretty good humoured about it. "There were loads of people taking pictures and telling us how funny it was, but until the lady came in I just thought they liked chimps.
"We even made it a girl called Danielle, because the way she's sat if it was a bloke it would be quite exposed. "I think Danielle's a bit besmirched about it." Jonathan, 55 from Hall Green, Birmingham, spent six hours building the chimp using 40kgs of coloured sugar paste, covering a polystyrene base