First broadcast 2nd October 1985.
Already put out at having to employ gormless nephew Nigel at the car lot, Arthur's day gets worse when he sells a load of goods to Russian sailor Sergei.
Dennis Waterman - Terry
George Cole - Arthur
Glynn Edwards - Dave
Patrick Malahide - Chisholm
Rula Lenska - Natasha
Joe Melia - Ernie
Michael Gothard - Sergei
Michael Povey - D.C. Jones
Jonathan Warren - Nigel
Tony Caunter - Chief Insp. Norton
Czeslaw Grocholski - Russian Captain
Alexei Jawdokimov - Vladimir
Mitzi Mueller - Lubov
Paul Haley - Police Sergeant
Richard Piper - Micky Coyne
Bill Thomas - Ronnie
April Walker - Bank Teller
Claire Davenport - Nigel's Mum
Peter Majer - 1st Russian Crewman
David Marrick - 2nd Russian Crewman
John Cannon - Winchester Club Patron
Harry Fielder - Ernies Crew
Tony O'Leary - Pub Patron
Terry Sach - Detective
