First broadcast 26th September 1991.
Three victims of Arthur's past cons conspire, to trick him into buying an East German car, a retired greyhound and a piano.
George Cole - Arthur
Gary Webster - Ray
Glynn Edwards - Dave
Nicholas Day - D.S. Morley
Stephen Tompkinson - D.C. Park
David Ryall - Ashley Brown
Dermot Crowley - Nick Rutherford
Allie Byrne - Lucy
Geoffrey Greenhill - Big Mike
Terence Harvey - Auctioneer
Raymond Brody - Morry
Peter Craze - Middleton
Barry McCarthy - Steve
Gary Powell - Roger
Howard Ward - Mark
Nick Kemp - Frank Wilson
David Jackson - Mr Fletcher
Jonny Lee Miller - Auctioneer's Assistant
Jean Channon - Auction House Crowd
Les Conrad - Auction House Crowd
Kenneth Coombs - Man Outside Winchester Club
Pat Gorman - Poker Player
Tom Weldin - Auction House Crowd
