First broadcast 4th February 1993.
To make room for sixty Russian telescopes in his lock-up Arthur swaps his out of date old tat for a fruit machine from Alexei Nolan's funfair.
George Cole - Arthur
Gary Webster - Ray
Glynn Edwards - Dave
Nicholas Day - D.S. Morley
Jonty Stephens - D.C. Field
Sean McGinley - Alexie Nolan
Natalie Roles - Amanda
Eliza Buckingham - Mrs. Mitchell
Robert Blythe - Cllr. Griffiths
Brian McGrath - Mr. Fairchild
Chris Matthews - Cecil
Freddie Stuart - Wigmore
Orla Brady - Bank Teller
Melee Hutton - Secretary
Francis Pope - Lad
Hazel Allen - Hotel Diner
Peter Allen - Hotel Diner
Stephen Fitzalan - Undercover Policeman
Antony Gilding - Policeman
Ron Gregory - Hotel Guest
John Maloney - Traveller
Maureen Nelson - Hotel Guest
Peter Roy - Hotel Guest
Harry Van Engel - Winchester Club Patron
