First broadcast 4th March 1993.
Arthur hires incompetent decorator Heart Attack to do up the Winchester for its twenty-fifth birthday but Heart Attack does more damage than good and the club faces closure.
George Cole - Arthur
Gary Webster - Ray
Glynn Edwards - Dave
Nicholas Day - D.S. Morley
Jonty Stephens - D.C. Field
Geoffrey Hutchings - Heart Attack
Gavin Richards - Vic
Emma Cunningham - Gloria
Aaron Harris - Barry
Barry McCarthy - George
George Sweeney - Little Pete
George Raistrick - Monty
Frankie Cosgrave - Angie
Julian Gartside - D.S. Thorp
James Saxon - Harry
Michèle Winstanley - Sandra (as Michele Winstanley)
Basil Moss - Vicar
Dan Strauss - Surveyor
Anna Mackmin - Receptionist
Alice MacDonald - Singer (as Alice McDonald)
Caroline Quentin - Singer on Screen in Monty's Office
Lee Richards - Football Match Spectator
