First broadcast 6th January 1994.
Arthur pawns his holidaying wife's jewels to buy a job lot of fridge freezers, though the money was ear-marked for purchasing a fleet of mopeds for the fearsome Pizza Man.
George Cole - Arthur
Gary Webster - Ray
Glynn Edwards - Dave
Linal Haft - Mervyn Kravitz
Lesley Duff - Lucy Conti
Paul Reynolds - Gino
Che Walker - Marty
Tony Steedman - Tewkesbury
Shaun Dingwall - Wayne
Jim McManus - Brian
Christopher Owen - Mr. Gordon
Dilys Watling - Mrs. Kravitz
Christopher Driscoll - Fire Chief (as Chris Driscoll)
Iona Kennedy - Bingo Ticket Girl
Nick Gillard - Queen
Colin Wyatt - Madonna
Iris Fry - Secretary