First broadcast 13th January 1994.
Arthur goes to Calais with Dave and Ray to buy cheap booze for the club.
George Cole - Arthur
Gary Webster - Ray
Glynn Edwards - Dave
Mylène Demongeot - Madeleine (as Mylene Demongeot)
David Simeon - Henry
Olivier Pierre - Rochelle
Peter Cleall - Wally
John Leeson - Passport Officer
Stephen Oxley - Customs Officer
Nicholas Mead - Matelot