First broadcast 20th January 1994.
Sidney Myers seeks Arthur's help, having been erroneously diagnosed with a fatal illness and asked a skinhead to kill him so his wife got the insurance money.
George Cole - Arthur
Gary Webster - Ray
Glynn Edwards - Dave
Andrew Sachs - Sidney
Peter Kelly - Bernie
Sheila Steafel - Sadie
Liam McKenna - Skinhead
Danny Earl - Skinhead's Mate (as Daniel Earl)
Diana Berriman - Betty
Susan Derrick - Woman in Brighton
Roderick Nicolson - Traffic Cop
Stephen Reynolds - Receptionist
Nick Hobbs - Policeman