First broadcast 27th January 1994.
Whilst his parents, Bert and Doreen, are in Spain, Ray meets Susie, a young woman who claims to be fleeing a violent husband.
George Cole - Arthur
Gary Webster - Ray
Glynn Edwards - Dave
Susannah Doyle - Susie
Sidney Livingstone - Bert
Lill Roughley - Doreen
Duncan Bell - Fowler
Barry Aird - Grey
Tony Robinson - Willie
John Bowler - D. I. Styles
David Baukham - 1st Heavy (as David Bauckham)
Derren Litten - 2nd Heavy
Bernard Kay - Cronin
Portia Booroff - Melissa
Jake Wood - Wasp
Martyn Whitby - Aldridge
Andrew Hilton - Robert