First broadcast 3rd February 1994.
Having sold an over-priced and less than roadworthy Austin Allegro to a nun, Sister Angelica, things start to go wrong for Arthur.
George Cole - Arthur
Gary Webster - Ray
Glynn Edwards - Dave
Metin Yenal - Bjorn
Sidney Livingstone - Bert
Frances Cuka - Sister Angelica
Tim Wylton - Smiler
Richard Durden - Dr. Jarvis
Edda Sharpe - Sister Virginia
Peter Shorey - Hacksaw Harry
Kevork Malikyan - Chico
Mike Savage - Dipso Pete
Niall Toibin - Priest
Andy Greenhalgh - Freddy
Jerry Harte - Jorgensen
Joe Alessi - Fidel (as Joseph Alessi)
Perry Benson - Tiny
Peter Gunn - Clive
Morgan Jones - Eric
Andy Mulligan - Mechanic
Peter Allen - Winchester Club Patron