First broadcast 3rd/10th February 2002.
Jim and Francine keep up appearances by attending the annual Women's Professional League meeting.
Ricky Tomlinson - Jim Pratt
Rob Dixon - Ben Harris
Tom Moore - Martin Dolan
Melanie Hill - Rita Dolan
Brigit Forsyth - Francine Pratt
Annette Bentley - Pauline Pearce
Chris Walker - Matthew Mullen
Elizabeth Spriggs - Mrs Mullen
James Ellis - Mr Mullen
Naomi Hurtault - Raquel Pearce
Ralph Ineson - Luke Mullen
Kevin Dyer - Football Compere
Roy Brandon - Ben Milligan
Adele McCormack - Vicky Dolan
Sam Townend - Degs
Nicky Bell - Phillip
Kenny Thompson - Dean
John Catterall - Graham (as John Catteral)
Maxine Burth - Hospitality Woman
Gaynor Faye - Holly Quinn
Kelli Hollis - Lizzy Makin
Belinda Everett - Yaz
Jo McInnes - Jo Mullen
Antony Byrne - Gordon
Lorraine Ashbourne - Geraldine Powell
Shelley Minto - Denny
Brett Wilson - Taxi Driver
Bradford City A.F.C. - Themselves
Burnley F.C. - Themselves
Karen Kennedy - Clubber
James Hayes - Father Michael
Lorna Laidlaw - Receiver
Lisa Moore - Lorraine
Alan Peers - Mike
Nicky Bell - Phillip
Steve Garti - Team Organiser
Tim Dantay - Dave Powell