First broadcast 28th June 1979.
Hazell crosses a disreputable army officer, but his luck goes from bad to worse when he bumps into an ear-biting , bald headed maniac wrestler.
Nicholas Ball - James Hazell
Desmond McNamara - Cousin Tel
Alex Scott - Captain Baldwin
Valerie Murray - Floella
John Bardon - Foley
Brian Glover - Harry the Ear
Cyd Hayman - Samantha
Riba Akabusi - Winston
John Fowler - Sid
Derek Ware - Jackson
Oliver Smith - Jerry
Johnny Shannon - Benny
Chris Quinten - Tony the Boxer
Paul Satvendar - Mini Cab Driver
Peter Bourke - Graham Morris
Steve Fletcher - Boy