First broadcast 18th March 2000.
Private eyes Randall and Hopkirk are investigating two-timing husband Kenneth Crisby as Marty Hopkirk prepares for his marriage to Jeannie Hurst.
Bob Mortimer - Jeff Randall
Vic Reeves - Marty Hopkirk
Emilia Fox - Jeannie Hurst
Charles Dance - Kenneth Crisby
David Tennant - Gordon Stylus
Hannah Miles - Annette Stylus
Jessica Hynes - Felia Siderova (as Jessica Stevenson)
Melissa Knatchbull - Wendy Gill
Steve Pemberton - Sergeant Liddel
Mark Gatiss - Inspector Large
Paul Shearer - Man in Restaurant
Gemma Page - Woman in Restaurant
Martin Wimbush - Head Waiter
Michael O'Bernicia - Workman (as Michael Knighton)
Brian Williams - Arty Type at Party
Joscelyn Best - Young Artist
Selina Giles - Spirit Girl
Laurie Goode - Removal Man
Charlie Higson - Artist
Kerry Norton - Spirit Girl