Tonight, I (Chuck Staton) stopped at a Dunkin Donuts. Having already been to a DD(to visit my girlfriend), I noticed they cleverly had renamed the "Boston Creme" donut to the seasonal "Boston Scream".
I asked the woman in the drive-thru for a "Boston Scream" donut. She had no clue what I was talking about, and I had to drive up to the window to explain it to her.
Afterwards, Tom Wells (who was with me) claimed I had asked for a "Boston Scream Bagel" - something I would never do. We had an argument about this that lasted a while. Since I was driving, Tom urgently had to use the bathroom, and I quickly threatened him by saying "Let's see what takes longer - you admitting I did not say 'bagel', or you shitting your pants - because I am not taking you home until you say it." I immediately took out my digital camera to record the situation (for my future lawsuit).
The following is a video recording of Tom admitting I did not say "bagel" at the end of my request for a "Boston Scream".
