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Count Binface claims ‘victory’ in Clacton as Nigel Farage skips results

2026-08-14 89 Dailymotion

Self-described intergalactic space warrior Count Binface has delivered his “victory speech” after securing nearly 10,000 votes in the Clacton by-election.While Reform UK leader Nigel Farage retained the seat with 22,239 votes, he boycotted the official count to avoid being “demeaned and humiliated by nobodies.” That left Binface, who won a career-high 9,455 votes, as the highest-placed candidate actually standing on stage at the declaration.