The Cat in the Hat on aging... and it's brutally honest! 😂
"I cannot see, I cannot pee, I cannot screw. Oh my God what can I do?
My memory shrinks, my hearing stinks, no sense of smell, I look like hell.
My body is dropping, have trouble popping
The golden years have come at last.
The golden years kiss my a$$"
If you are over 50, 60, 70, you will FEEL this poem in your soul. This is the real truth about getting old that no one wants to tell you. Funny, relatable, and a little bit savage.
This is NOT the official Dr. Seuss Cat in the Hat, but a parody poem about old age that went viral for a reason!
Do you agree? Are the golden years really golden? Let me know in the comments!
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